||"Yes. I lied to you.
No. I don't love you.
Of course it makes you look fat!
I've never been to Brussels.
It's pronounced "a-GREE-geous."
And by the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro - but I love his pies.
And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is, once again, gone... savvy?"
-J. Bruce Ismay, 1916.